We all have competitive people in our lives, but they can be hard work sometimes. The competitive contingent of Team Wonderush are a nightmare when it comes to playing any kind of board game and we don’t care who knows it. It doesn’t mean we don’t love them, but sometimes us not-so-competitive types just want to relax, and it’s really difficult to do when the person we’re with is trying really hard to show that they can be more relaxed than us. We get it. You’re great. So, when all you want in life is to tire out the people in your life who are trying to outdo you, here are some events you could try sending them to:
Put a competitive person in a room full of games consoles, and it’s very likely that you won’t see them for a while. It’s even more likely that you won’t see them for a while at Mayamada’s Gamepad Summer 2016. There’ll be actual, organised competitions going on all day, as well as a cupcake-based Euro 2016 prediction system, which all sounds like a competitive person’s dream.
Perhaps the competitive person in your life is more of a performer? Lucky you. Fortunately there are events like Karaoke Rumble in existence, which can help them to exercise every facet of their personality as they compete to stay on stage for the longest time in a room full of booing. You could even quietly join in with the booing, if you felt like it. They’d never know, and you need a release too.
Sometimes you want to arrange something special for your friendly local competitive person, and that’s when interesting locations come into play. After all, who wants to go to a boring quiz night when you could go to one on board a ship? And, on board none other than Sir Francis Drake’s old ride. It’s a great way to make a competitive person feel special. Or more special than they often think they are anyway.
This event doesn’t expressly state that there’s a competitive element to it. However, there are teams, and there’s a murderer, and there’s running around after clues, and I think we’ve all met a competitive person who could take a no-necessarily-competitive event and add that little extra something. Even if the only competition really is between teams and a murderer, that’s still pretty high-stakes.
You remember the thing we were saying about rooms full of games consoles? And remember the thing we were saying about (to paraphrase an earlier point) boats being better locations than dry land? Well. This marries both of those things to create the boat-based games console event of every competitive person’s dreams. That ought to keep them occupied for a while.
How have we got this far through a list of competitive person activities without including a quiz? Well, strap in, because that’s about to change. This is a quiz. It comprises true/false questions (good winning potential for probability fans) and on-stage challenges, which range from Swingball to “drop ‘n’ pop”. It’s basically a steady, balanced diet for the competition fans in your life.
There’s nothing competitive people like more than showing that they’re better than everyone else at something involving skill. Ping Pong is a prime example at Wonderush HQ. But snooker is definitely up there too. By learning to play properly not only will the competitive person in your life pick up an actual skill, but they’ll be able to double up by also competing over who is the fastest learner. It’s a great way to tire them out.